Acid Brew Menu

• Brain Chemistry
• Chemical Reactions
• Quantum Fizz

Brain Chemistry

This isn't just any ordinary shot of espresso. This is a concentrated dose of pure, uncut neurotoxin.

Side effects may include:

• Rapidly increasing focus
• Enhanced cognitive function
• Temporary loss of social skills
• Permanent damage to liver

Acid Rain

A shot of pure, uncut neurotoxin.

Side effects may include:

• Rapidly increasing focus
• Enhanced cognitive function
• Temporary loss of social skills
• Permanent damage to liver

Chemical Fizz

A shot of pure, uncut neurotoxin.

Side effects may include:

• Rapidly increasing focus
• Enhanced cognitive function
• Temporary loss of social skills
• Permanent damage to liver

Quantum Fizz

A shot of pure, uncut neurotoxin.

Side effects may include:

• Rapidly increasing focus
• Enhanced cognitive function
• Temporary loss of social skills
• Permanent damage to liver

Quantum Fizz

A shot of pure, uncut neurotoxin.

Side effects may include:

• Rapidly increasing focus
• Enhanced cognitive function
• Temporary loss of social skills
• Permanent damage to liver

About Us

We're not just another cafe. We're a laboratory.

We brew our coffee with the latest in advanced technology and the finest in cutting-edge chemicals.