We offer a variety of treatments for Parody Disease, each with its own unique side effects and questionable efficacy.
This treatment involves forcing the patient to read an entire book on a completely unrelated topic, resulting in an existential crisis that may or may not cure the Parody Disease.
This treatment involves prescribing the patient a cocktail of unnecessary medication with a high likelihood of causing more problems than it solves.
This treatment involves forcing the patient to participate in activities they clearly have no interest in, resulting in a range of emotional and physical traumas.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May void warranty. Side effects may vary.