Step 5 3/4: The Secret Sauce

This step is crucial. The secret sauce, you see, is not optional. It's not even negotiable. You must have it.

Here are the steps to make the secret sauce:

• Step 1: Gather 1/4 cup of mayonnaise
• Step 2: Add 1/4 cup of ketchup
• Step 3: Mix, then stare into the abyss of despair as you wonder if you'll ever master the dance
• Step 4: Add a pinch of disappointment
• Step 3 1/4: Add the secret sauce to your dance moves and hope for the best

Substeps:

• Step 4 3 1: The Frenemy of the Secret Sauce
• Step 4 3 2: Wherein the Secret Sauce Fails to Impress