Dance Tutorial 2.5: Because 2 is So Last Season

Welcome to the most half-hearted dance tutorial on the web. Where the goal is to look like you're not trying, but still kinda sorta moving to the beat.

Step 1: Stumble Around Like a Drunk Person

Start by standing with your feet shoulder-width apart, but not too wide, you'll fall over. Try to look nonchalant while your knees wobble like Jell-O.

Next: Flail Your Arms Like a Bird in Flight