The Data-less Data Scientist

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Our Mission:

We're here to prove that you don't need actual data to be a data scientist. In fact, we're pretty sure our completely made-up statistics are more accurate than yours.

Join us in our quest for data-less data science!

Our Methods:

We use a combination of guesswork, intuition, and wild speculation to generate our data. It's like science, but with more guessing.

Our team of expert data-less data scientists are trained in the art of making stuff up.

Our process is simple:

• Make something up
• Call it science
• Repeat as necessary

Results:

We've achieved remarkable results, including:

• Proving that 42% of people who don't exist think we're a real company
• Showing that 99% of made-up statistics are correct (we're pretty sure)
• Finding that 1% of people who don't exist actually do exist, but only on Tuesdays

Get Involved:

Want to join the fun?

Check out our open positions and apply to become a part of our data-less data science team: