Sadness Database

Welcome to the Sadness Database, where the only thing more abundant than sadness is the tears you're crying right now.

Here are the top 5 reasons why you're sad:

• The meaninglessness of existence.
• The futility of your own endeavors.
• The impending doom of the world's inevitable collapse.
• The disappointment of your favorite sports team's loss.
• The crippling student loans you're drowning under.

Would you like to:

• Vent about your anger instead?
• See if we have any happy feelings to counteract your sadness?
• Distract yourself with the certainty of a desolate, post-apocalyptic future?