8:00 am - Non-Important Meeting: The Coffee Break Committee meets to discuss... well, coffee breaks.
| Event Time | Event Description |
|---|---|
| 9:00 am | The Meeting of the Week |
| 11:00 am | Important Meeting: The Quarterly Sales Figures |
| 12:00 pm | Lunch Break: The Free Sandwiches Committee |
| 1:00 pm | Non-Important Meeting: The Departmentalized Pencil Sharpening Committee |
| 3:00 pm | Important Meeting: The Year-End Review of Non-Important Meetings |
And that's just a sample of today's schedule. There's probably more non-important meetings and events that I've forgotten to mention. You can check the Events page for the full rundown.