Lost Socks: The Bureaucratic Nightmare

Welcome to the Department of Missing Socks, where the search for your lone lone sock has become a Sisyphean task.

• Sock Registry: A Database of the Missing
• Sock Hunters Unite! Join the Quest for the Elusive Match
• Sock Support Group: Because You're Not Alone in Your Sock Loss

Don't see your sock? Don't worry, it's probably with the Sock Overlords, ruling over the land of missing footwear.