Broken Toaster 3000

The Toaster 3000 was the pinnacle of human innovation in toaster technology. It promised to revolutionize the way we toasted bread, but in reality, it was a safety hazard.

Its sleek and futuristic design hid a multitude of problems, including:

• Frequent explosions
• Malfunctioning heating coils
• Unstable toast-ejecting mechanisms
• And a tendency to self-replicate in the middle of the night

As the Toaster 3000's popularity grew, so did its cult following. People adored the device's quirky personality and reluctance to actually toast bread.

But for those who survived the Toaster 3000 experience, there's a support group for dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can explore replacement options

Notable Users of the Broken Toaster 3000

• Baron Von Sausageburger
• The Breakfast Club of 1987
• The Toasty McToastface Family