Mars Mischief, Day 1: The Great Red Planet Heist

Today, we embarked on our ill-fated quest to steal a Martian cookie from the cookie jar of Professor Perdition, a notorious Martian baker.

Details of our daring heist:

Arrived on Mars via rocket, only to discover our spaceship was not, in fact, a spaceship, but rather a giant toaster.
Proceeded to the cookie jar, which turned out to be a fake, made of papier-mâché.
Realized that Professor Perdition's "cookies" were actually just rocks with a few crumbs drawn on them.

Tomorrow's goal: steal a real cookie from the cookie jar of Dr. Zorb, a Martian baker with a reputation for being nice.