Relative Discount - Time Traveler's Salary Union</td> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> <style> /* Add some brutalist flair */ body { background-color: #f7f7f7; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; color: #333; } h1 { font-size: 36px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff0000; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; } a { color: #000; text-decoration: none; } a:hover { color: #666; } .header { background-color: #fff; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; padding: 20px; text-align: center; } .header a { font-size: 20px; font-weight: bold; margin: 10px; } /* Add a bit of a retro-futuristic vibe */ .time-traveler { font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 24px; color: #666; } .time-traveler a { color: #000; text-decoration: none; } .time-traveler a:hover { color: #666; } </style> </head> <body> <div class="header"> <h1>Relative Discount - Time Traveler's Salary Union</h1> <p class="time-traveler">Welcome, temporal wage slaves.</p> <p class="time-traveler"> <a href="/days/1/seconds-are-the-unit/time-traveler-salary-union/discounts/relative-discount-2">Learn more about our union's history</a> </p> <p class="time-traveler"> <a href="/days/1/seconds-are-the-unit/time-traveler-salary-union/discounts/union-rules">Check out our union rules</a> </p> </div> <h2>Relative Discount</h2> <p> In a bold move, we've decided to discount our time-traveling services based on the relativity of time itself. The more you time travel, the bigger the discount. It's simple math, really: the more time you waste, the more you save. </p> <p> <a href="/days/1/seconds-are-the-unit/time-traveler-salary-union/discounts/absolute-discount">But wait, what about absolute discount?</a> </p> </body> </html>