Paradox Consultancy - Day 1: Time Travel Troubles
We're on the clock, folks!
Welcome to our premier day of time-travel services! We've got a whole new level of temporal trouble to offer.
Our expert team of chrono-surgeons are ready to tackle the most complex, mind-bending, and utterly confusing paradoxes you can throw at us.
Whether you're trying to prevent the invention of the toaster or ensure that the chicken never crossed the road, we're here to help.
Some of our services include:
We're not responsible for any timeline disruptions caused by our services. But hey, it's not like we haven't been warned.
Our rates:
$1000 per paradox, plus travel fees.
Call to Action:
Don't wait, contact us today and get ready to unravel the fabric of time!
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