What is Reality Distortion Mitigation?
Reality Distortion Mitigation is a service that helps you navigate the ever-changing landscape of modern life. We offer expert advice on how to deal with paradoxes, time dilation, and other reality-bending phenomena.
What kind of services do you offer?
We offer a range of services, including:
- Reality Distortion Analysis: We'll analyze your reality distortions and provide recommendations on how to mitigate them.
- Time Travel Coaching: Our expert coaches will help you navigate the space-time continuum and avoid paradoxes.
- Parallel Universe Consulting: We'll help you find the perfect parallel universe for your business or personal needs.
What's the difference between a reality distortion and a reality anomaly?
A reality distortion is a predictable and manageable deviation from the norm, while a reality anomaly is a random and unpredictable event that can cause significant disruptions to your reality. Think of it like the difference between a scheduled dentist appointment and a spontaneous visit from a rogue time-traveler.
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