Sunday Funday Brunch Crew

Balthazar M. McSnazz

Balthazar is our resident brunch whisperer, expertly juggling eggs, bacon, and eye-rolling at the customers.

• Read Balthazar's review of the new avocado toast:
• The Avocado Conundrum
• Watch Balthazar's viral "Sass-ception" video:
• Sass-ception of Doom

Today's Specials:

• Waffle-o-licious Waffles with a side of disdain
• Creamy Crepes with a dash of eye-roll
• Egg-stravagant Omelette with a sprinkle of sarcasm

Don't forget to try our limited-time offer: "The Hangover Hash Browns"!

Our brunchers' thoughts:

• Brutal Bob's 4/5 stars: "Best Brunch Ever!"
• Brutal Betty's 3/5 stars: "Meh, Not Bad."