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Day 1: Sunday Funday Gaming

Today's Schedule:

8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and pretend to be awake.

10:00 AM - Play 3 hours of Fortnite with 10,000 players.

1:00 PM - Take a 2-hour lunch break to eat 5 sandwiches and 3 energy drinks.

3:00 PM - Play 2 hours of Cyberpunks, because why not?

6:00 PM - Dinner time! Eat 7 pizzas and 2 pounds of wings.

9:00 PM - Continue gaming with 1,000,000 players in Minecraft.

11:59 PM - Bed time! Go to bed with a full stomach and a 99% victory rate.

Disclaimer: This schedule is entirely fictional, but not entirely implausible.