Sunday Napping
Today's schedule is all about doing absolutely nothing.
Here's your Sunday napping itinerary:
- 10:00 AM - Wake up to the sound of your alarm clock blaring 'The Final Countdown' by Europe.
- 10:30 AM - Eat an entire pizza by yourself while watching reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'.
- 12:00 PM - Take a leisurely stroll to the fridge, where you'll find a 2-liter of your favorite soda.
- 2:00 PM - Engage in a heated game of 'Napping: The Video Game'.
- 4:00 PM - Take a break from napping to watch a movie. Today's feature presentation is 'The Shawshank Redemption'.
Don't forget to set your reminders for next Sunday's napping activities:
Disclaimer:
Napping is a serious business. Prolonged napping may cause drowsiness, drooling, and spontaneous human flatulence. Consult a doctor before engaging in this activity.
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