Woodstock Ticket Prices for Time Travelers 1969

Welcome, time traveler! Are you ready to rock out with the likes of The Who, The Stones, and The Kinks at Woodstock '69? We've got you covered with our handy ticket prices calculator.

As of 1969, the going rate for a Woodstock ticket is:

$18 per ticket. Yes, you heard that right, 18 whole clams for 3 whole days of peace, love, and music!

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling flush and want to splurge, why not try our VIP options:

Get VIP treatment for $100,000 (includes backstage passes, free love beads, and a personalized peace sign)

Or, if you're feeling extra extra, go for our $10,000 ticket bundle for the alternate timeline (includes a guaranteed spot on the cover of Rolling Stone)

Or, if you're feeling extra extra extra, go for our $100,000,000 ticket bundle for the alternate timeline, alternate reality edition (includes a personalized hovercraft ride with John Denver)

Don't have a time machine? No problem! Our ticket prices are valid for the next 100 years. Just don't say we didn't warn you about inflation...

Thanks for playing, time traveler! Come back soon and rock out with us again!