You've noticed that time seems to be bending and warping around you, but that's just because you've been eating too much cheese.
Your cat is now a sentient being with the ability to communicate through interpretive dance, but it's just because you left the TV on too long.
Your neighbor is secretly a time-traveling agent from the year 3050, but he's just trying to fix a leaky faucet.
Hyperloops, wormholes, and quantum fluctuations are just things you've been experiencing because you've been drinking too much coffee.
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