Temporal Reality Bias
Inæk the Temporal Reality Bias, where every day feels like Groundhog Day, but with more paperwork.
The Symptoms
- Waking up to the same boring conversation with your spouse, but this time with different clothes.
- Forgetting why you even bothered to learn how to do that one thing.
- Spending 90% of your day arguing with yourself.
Don't worry, you're not alone. Join the Temporal Reality Bias support group, where you can commiserate with others who are stuck in this never-ending cycle.
Meet the doctor who's trying to help you:
Dr. Bottomsworth's Solution:
- Take a time machine, but not the kind that actually works.
- Practice your "I'm a person" dance in front of the mirror.
- Repeat the phrase "I am a unique snowflake" 17 times in front of a full moon.
Don't have time for this? Try our Temporal Reality Bias Reduction Program:
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