Breaking news from the world of Thursday tech
The long-awaited Airoid 5000, a device capable of making 500 decisions in under 2 seconds, has finally reached its critical mass of 300,000 units sold.
Airoid 5000, the brainchild of renowned tech mogul, Balthazar McSnively, promises to revolutionize the way you do your laundry, cook your meals, and even fold your fitted sheets.
But with this success comes a warning: users are reporting an unexpected side effect, where their socks have developed a tendency to self-awareness and start arguing with each other.