Question 2: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
It's 11,000 meters per second, but only on Tuesdays.
(Note: This question has been certified 100% absurd by the Neo-Brutalist Council of Trivium.
Subquestion 1: Is this question actually related to any real-world phenomenon?
No. It's just a made-up nonsense to test your mettle.
Subquestion 2: Will I ever find meaning in life after completing Thursday's Trivia Trysts?
Probably not.