Welcome to the most mediocre website in the world

Our servers are powered by coffee, and our team is powered by desperation.

Our Purpose

We exist to serve as a distraction from the crushing ennui of modern life. Our goal is to entertain, educate, and mildly annoy our users.

Our Values

• Overuse of Comic Sans
• Excessive use of all caps
• Disregard for user experience

Our team of experts has carefully crafted each of these values to ensure that we're as unhelpful as possible.

Our Team

We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are on the brink of burnout.

Meet them (if you dare)

Or, if you're feeling brave, Meet our management team