UPDATE 5: It's Finally Friday, and we're still here!

Here's what we've been up to this week:

• This morning, the coffee machine in the break room broke, and now we're all stuck with decaf.
• Our intern, Bob, accidentally ordered 500 whoopee cushions for the office party, but they were all meant for the accounting department.
• Management has decided that the new company policy is that everyone must wear a name tag with their favorite cartoon character on it at all times.
• We've installed a ball pit in the lobby, because, well, why not?

And that's all for now, folks!

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