Dissonance-Induced Stress FAQ

Welcome, fellow dissonance sufferers!

Q: What is dissonance, exactly?

A: It's that feeling of having multiple conflicting emotions at once, like a cacophony of chaos in your brain.

We're here to help you navigate the choppy waters of dissonance-induced stress.

Q: How do I cope with dissonance?

A: Try meditation, deep breathing, or just screaming "IT'S ALL TOO MUCH!" at the top of your lungs.

Or, you know, just pretend it's not happening and hope it goes away.

Q: Can I get a refund for the stress I've experienced?Get a free consultation with our team of expert Dissonance Therapists (TM), who will guide you through the choppy waters of dissonance-induced stress. Join our Dissonance Support Group, where you can commiserate with fellow sufferers and swap stress tips. Buy our Dissonance-Induced Stress Merchandise, featuring our exclusive line of "I'm a Dissonance Sufferer" t-shirts and mugs. Or, you know, you could just take a few deep breaths and try to relax. But where's the fun in that?