Chrono-Dissonance: a dimension where the laws of time and space are more like suggestions
Where else can you experience time dilation, gravitational wave surfing, and the thrill of being simultaneously born and dead?
Time: a human construct to make you feel guilty about being late
A measure of the passage of events, one day at a time
Assess the risks of time travel, space-time continuum disruption, and spontaneous human combustion
Or just don't. We won't judge you
A vast, empty nothingness filled with the whispers of your ancestors
Or just a bunch of really old rocks
A temporal library, where books are checked out with your life
Time-traveling librarians, who will never let you check out a book you'll actually enjoy
Because, in Chrono-Dissonance, the laws of physics are just suggestions
You might actually learn something. Or not.