Welcome, time traveler, to the realm of Chrono-Dissonance. Where the fabric of space-time is torn asunder, and the only constant is chaos.
Here, you'll find the advanced theories of the great Chrono-Dissonance masters: Chronos the Unreliable, Dissona the Unpredictable, and Timey McTimeface the Inconsistent.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Remember, in the world of Chrono-Dissonance, the laws of physics are more like "suggestions".