Chrono-Dissonance FAQ

Because you're probably wondering...

Q: What is Chrono-Dissonance?

A: It's that weird feeling when you're stuck in a time loop and you can't escape the same boring Tuesday.

Or, you know, when you're just really, really late and you can't find your keys.

Q: How do I fix Chrono-Dissonance?

A: Try repeating the following mantras: "I will not relive the same day," "I will not relive the same day," "I WILL NOT RELIVE THE SAME DAY."

Repeat until the universe breaks the cycle.

Advanced Techniques

Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual time travel or sanity.

Or, you know, your keys.

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