Temporal Dissonance Resolution Center

Program: Causal-Loop-Closure

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Temporal Dissonance Resolution

Causal-Loop-Closure has identified a potential temporal dissonance in the fabric of spacetime.

Resolution: 42.7% probability of resolution within 3.14 dimensions.

Recommendation: engage in rigorous mental exercises to realign chrono-synclastic infinities.

Side effects: may experience brief euphoria, followed by existential dread.

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Temporal Dissonance Resolution Center - A Division of the Ministry of Temporal Affairs

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