Chrono-Dissonance 101: The Basics

Chrono-Dissonance is a complex phenomenon where time itself becomes dissonant with the fabric of reality. It's like when you're stuck in a time loop, but instead of reliving the same 10 minutes, you're reliving the same 100 years.

Here are the fundamental principles of Chrono-Dissonance:

• Time becomes stuck in a feedback loop, causing paradoxes and logical inconsistencies.
• The fabric of reality becomes distorted, causing objects and people to shift and ripple like in a funhouse mirror.
• Your sense of time becomes fluid, allowing you to move through the years with the ease of a temporal jellyfish.

Causes of Chrono-Dissonance:

Causes include:

• Eating too much temporal tartaree (a rare and highly addictive delicacy).
• Drinking too much chrono-champagne.
• Listening to too much repetitive time-keeping music.

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