Welcome, traveler, to the realm of Temporal Fu, where the fabric of time is woven with the threads of chaos.
As a master of the timestream, you're about to embark on a journey of meditative discovery, navigating the swirling vortex of the Chronos.
But don't worry, it won't be a linear experience... unless you want it to be, in which case, please proceed to the Chrono-Maze.
Remember, the timestream is a fragile thread. Handle with care, and don't forget to practice your Chrono-Hygiene.
And, of course, don't forget to call in for Chrono-Emergency Services if you get lost in the vortex.