Sync your internal chronograph with the universe.
// Import the Time-Synced Self-Modulation library
// @import 'tsm.js'
// Define a new Time-Synced Self-Modulation object
var tsm = new TimeSyncedSelfModulation();
// Set the sync frequency
tsm.setFrequency(432.1);
// Sync with the universe
tsm.sync();
Warning: excessive self-modulation may cause chrono-dissonance.
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