Time Dilation Device

Warning: Do Not Use

This device is not recommended for use in everyday life. Side effects include:

However, if you're feeling stuck in time, or need to get out of a meeting, this might just be the thing.

Insurance for those who've lost their grip on reality

Or, if you'd like to see some examples of our satisfied customers:

Time Dilation Device Testimonials

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Terms of Service: You're on your own.