Welcome to Time Traveler's Insurance, where we'll make sure you're covered for all your temporal adventures! Our policies cover everything from minor timeline inconveniences to full-blown paradoxes.
Don't let time travel stress you out – let us handle the paperwork! Our team of expert chrono-adjusters will guide you through the process and ensure your insurance claims are paid out promptly.
Ready to sign up? Click the link below to get started:
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Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our:
Paradoxical Sports Package
Temporal Swap Program
Time Travel Spa Package
Don't get left in the dust of time – get insured with Time Traveler's Insurance today!
Disclaimer: We can't actually travel through time, but our insurance policies will cover the emotional trauma of waiting in line at the DMV.
Side effects of our insurance may include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable urges to wear neon
- Temporary blindness to the space-time continuum
Our Programs
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Get covered for all your time travel adventures! Our policies start at just $100 per month and include:
- Timeline inconveniences up to 1000 BCE
- Paradox resolution up to 1000 BCE
- Temporal displacement up to 100 miles
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Paradoxical Sports Package
Are you ready to take your time travel adventures to the next level? Our Paradoxical Sports Package includes:
- Free access to our exclusive Time Travel Gym
- Personalized coaching from our team of expert chrono-coaches
- Free membership to our Time Traveler's Club
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Temporal Swap Program
Want to swap lives with someone from a different timeline? Our Temporal Swap Program will make it easy! Just pay $1000 per swap and:
- We'll swap your life with someone from another timeline
- You'll get to keep all your memories
- We'll throw in a free pair of socks
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Time Travel Spa Package
Need a break from the stresses of time travel? Our Time Travel Spa Package includes:
- Free access to our exclusive Time Travel Spa
- A free massage from our team of expert chrono-masseuses
- A free pair of slippers
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