As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, we bring you live updates from the front lines of Monday Morning Madness.
Coffee has been spilled, the cat is on fire, and the boss is breathing down our necks.
Stay safe, stay hydrated, and for the love of all things sane, stay away from the office printer.
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