The Paradoxical Pizza Philosophy

The pizza is always half-baked, yet somehow, it's perfectly done.

Or is it?

Principles of Paradoxical Pizza:

• Krusty's Theory of Inconsistent Crusts
• Toppings of Duality: The Sauce of Confusion
• The Paradox of Paradoxical Pies

Read on, traveler, and may the paradox be with you.

Or maybe just order a pizza.