A collection of absurd solutions for when time has gotten out of hand.
Warning: Do not attempt any of these remedies without a solid understanding of temporal physics.
1. Time Traveler's Anxiety - When you're stuck in a time loop and can't seem to escape.
2. Chrono-Dissonance - When time feels like it's skipping beats and you're losing your mind.
3. Paradoxical Pizza Nightmares - When you can't enjoy a simple slice without worrying about causality.
4. Temporal Typos - When your mistakes stick with you forever and you can't correct them.
5. Time Slip Syndrome - When you're slipping through time like sand in an hourglass.
Side effects may include: