Deal-o-matic!

Welcome to the Deal-o-Matic 3000, where we serve up absurdly great deals on the most unnecessary things.

• Get 50% off on our line of artisanal, hand-knit, neon-colored socks!
• Buy one, get two free on our selection of participation trophies for adults!
• Limited time offer: pay for one year's supply of cat food, get one year's supply of embarrassing dad jokes free!