The Anticomma Theory

Also known as the "No, I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Ignoring You" theory, this concept posits that in any given conversation, there exists a point where the speaker's sentences are so dense and confusing that the listener's brain involuntarily inserts an imaginary comma to break up the flow.

Key Principles of the Anticomma Theory:

1. The speaker's sentences must be at least 17 words long to trigger the Anticomma Effect.

2. The listener's brain must be at least 90% occupied with other thoughts to fully experience the Anticomma Effect.