In this groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting theory, we posit that commas are not just mere punctuation marks, but the fundamental building blocks of the universe.
Think of it: commas are the glue that holds the fabric of reality together. Without them, our words would be like a never-ending stream of madness.
We've identified three key types of commas:
Those found in free-flowing rivers of thought, where they dance and play, unencumbered by the shackles of grammar.
Floating CommasThose that cling to the sides of our sentences, refusing to let go, like a stubborn, grammatical barnacle on the hull of our thoughts.
Sticky CommasUsed for flair, for drama, for the sheer joy of it all! Like a sprinkle of glitter on our linguistic cake.
Decorative Commas