Abstract

Commagate Theory 3 posits that the fundamental nature of reality is not just binary, but rather a spectrum of 17 distinct colors.

This theory, proposed by noted commagician, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, seeks to explain the intricacies of interdimensional travel and the inherent meaninglessness of Tuesdays.

Read Appendix 1: The Color Wheel of Reality

Key Tenets

• Reality is a tapestry of 17 distinct colors.
• These colors are not just aesthetic, but hold deep metaphysical significance.
• The ratio of color to non-color is 3:14.
• The color blue is, in fact, the center of the color wheel.

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