Resolution 1: Mandatory Mistletoe Installation
All employees are required to install a minimum of 5 mistletoes on their workspace by December 15th. Failure to comply will result in a written warning and a sternly worded letter from HR.
Installation instructions:
- Acquire 5 mistletoes from the company store.
- Place mistletoes on a sturdy branch or hook.
- Ensure mistletoes are at least 3 feet above the floor.
Note: Mistletoe maintenance is a top priority. Do not attempt to substitute mistletoes with any other holiday decoration.