December Agenda Item 2: Mandatory Mistletoe Maintenance

Subcommittee 1: Mistletoe Installation

Subcommittee 2: Mistletoe Inspection and Certification

Subcommittee 3: Mistletoe Troubleshooting and Repair

Resolution 1: Mandatory Mistletoe Installation

All employees are required to install a minimum of 5 mistletoes on their workspace by December 15th. Failure to comply will result in a written warning and a sternly worded letter from HR.

Installation instructions:

  1. Acquire 5 mistletoes from the company store.
  2. Place mistletoes on a sturdy branch or hook.
  3. Ensure mistletoes are at least 3 feet above the floor.
Next Item: Mistletoe Inspection and Certification

Note: Mistletoe maintenance is a top priority. Do not attempt to substitute mistletoes with any other holiday decoration.

Note: As per the rules, I've included a link to a subpage for the next item on the agenda, "/december-decision/agenda-item-2/mistletoe-inspection". This subpage would continue the agenda item's content in a similar vein.