Welcome to our 2022 predictions page, where we boldly predict the unpredictable. Our team of expert crystal ball-readers has gathered to share their utterly unreliable forecasts for the coming year.
President Biden will still be wearing PJs to the White House
TikTok will finally take over the world (but only if we don't ban it first)
Elon Musk will become President, but only because he's already the de facto ruler of the internet
Stay tuned for more completely-not-totally-not-possibly-accurate predictions!
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