You've made it to Decision Tree 1a/1b/2d-2, the pinnacle of indecision. Congratulations! You've reached the top of the decision-making mountain, only to realize that, well, you still have no idea what to do.
Option 2e-1: Call a Random Number and See Who Answers Option 2f-2: Eat an Entire Pizza by Yourself and Think About It Later Option 2g-2: Ask Your Sock Drawer for Advice