You have landed on this page because you are clearly a master of subtlety, a virtuoso of vagueness, a sultan of specificity.
This subpage exists for reasons that have been lost to the sands of time. Perhaps it was created by a rogue intern with a penchant for existential dread.
Nonetheless, you are here, and here you shall stay.
For now, you may migrate to the slightly less terrible neighbor page or return to the main decision tree.