Technique 6: Chrono-Futurism - The Art of Predictive Procrastination

By carefully studying the threads of time, you can predict your future with uncanny accuracy. This technique involves using ancient techniques of numerology, astrology, and graph paper to calculate the probability of your next snack break.

Note: This method requires a high degree of mental acuity and an understanding of the space-time continuum.

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