The Incredibly Difficult Decision Maker 3000

Are you tired of making simple decisions that don't challenge you enough? Do you yearn for the thrill of uncertainty and the agony of indecision? Look no further than the Incredibly Difficult Decision Maker 3000!

We'll present you with three options, each more confounding than the last. You'll be on the edge of your seat, wondering how you'll ever choose between:

• Do You Prefer to Have Your Cake and Eat It Too or to Just Have the Cake?
• Should I Get a Dog, a Cat, or Actually Just Get a Ferret Because They Really Are the Best?
• Should I Take the Bus, the Train, or the Monorail Because Honestly Who Knows Their Schedule?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Should I Actually Just Ask My Parents for Money?