Overthinking 101: Because You Clearly Need More Thoughts

You're doing it, aren't you? Sitting on the edge of your bed, scrolling through your phone, trying to decide what to eat for breakfast. Do you really want cereal or do you want pancakes?

Or perhaps you're trying to decide which social media platform to waste your time on? Do you go with Instagram, where you can compare your life to everyone else's carefully curated highlight reels, or do you go with Twitter, where you can yell at strangers for hours on end?

Don't worry, we're here to help. Overthinking 101 is the course for you. In this comprehensive guide, you'll learn the art of overthinking everything, from the basics of existential dread to the advanced techniques of overanalyzing the meaning of life.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a sample chapter:

Chapter 2: The Overthinking Paradox

This chapter will delve into the fascinating world of overthinking, where the more you think, the less you do, and the more you do, the less you think. But don't worry, we won't leave you hanging. We'll provide you with a handy worksheet to fill out and a special overthinking bingo card to help you keep track of your thoughts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of overthinking and join the ranks of the world's greatest overthinkers. But don't say we didn't warn you...