Our team of expert inventors has come up with the most brilliant idea ever: a toaster that can not only toast bread to perfection but also travel through time! Imagine the possibilities: you can toast bread for breakfast, toast bread for lunch, toast bread for dinner, and then toast bread for breakfast again because you've traveled back in time and it's morning all over again. The possibilities are endless!
We've already begun building our time-traveling toaster, which we've dubbed "The Chrono-Toaster." It's a behemoth of a machine, with flashing lights, whirring gears, and a massive toaster lever that looks like it was ripped straight from the control panel of a 1980s-era spaceship.
But wait, there's more! The Chrono-Toaster also comes with a built-in coffee maker, because what's time travel without a good cup of coffee? And to really drive the point home, we've programmed the machine to play a jaunty tune whenever you press the "Toast" button.
We're still working out the kinks, but we're confident that The Chrono-Toaster will revolutionize the field of breakfast food. Who needs boring old toast when you can have toast from any time period?
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