Decisioning Masters / Alan the Indecisive

Welcome to the Decisioning Masters, where the burden of choice is shared among the indecisive masses.

Meet Alan, our resident expert on the art of doing nothing.

Decisioning Philosophy

Our approach is simple: we'll weigh the options, consider the consequences, and then... just pick one.

We'll give you all the pros and cons, but let's be real, who needs to think that hard?