Ask a Friend 2: The Indecisive Edition

Welcome to Ask a Friend 2: The Indecisive Edition, where I'll pretend to care about your life decisions and pretend to offer advice.

Here's a quote from our resident expert, Alan the Indecisive: "I'm not sure, maybe, I don't know... Wait, is this a yes or a no? Can I get back to you on that?"

Some popular decisions that Alan has helped people with:

• What to Eat for Breakfast (a never-ending debate)
• Which Pair of Shoes to Buy (the answer is obvious: none of them)

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